December 2011
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Sometimes I wear tank tops just because I like to...
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splitacupidcookie:
adarrencrissurl:
why can’t i see Darren on Broadway
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Speaking for myself: I live in fucking Narnia. That’s why.
When I was a young human, tears would flow from my...
mamaumbridge:
Until one day when my Mama Umbridge said to ME
“Dolores, girl, you put down that cheesecake,
you throw out that fondue,
and you get up off of that couch girl! Get on up!”
SIT DOWN!
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mercuryinretrograde:
Here’s to the kids. The kids who would rather spend their night with a bottle of coke & Patrick or Sonny playing on their headphones than go to some vomit-stained high school party. Here’s to the kids whose 11:11 wish was wasted on one person who will never be there for them. Here’s to the kids whose idea of a good night is sitting on the hood of a car, watching the...
Today at the movies
Me: Hi. I'd like two tickets to Sherlock Holmes: A Gay of Shadows?
Ticket Seller: Yeah su- Wait, what?
Me: Sherlock Homes: A Gay of Gay.
Ticket Seller: I don't-
Me: Sherlock Gay: A Gay of Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: Sir I-
Me: Gay Gay: Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: That-
Me: Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
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I’M HOME!
thatssohetero:
becoming a fangirl was the best and worst subconscious decision I ever made in my life
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dancedancemiserable replied to your post: dancedancemiserable said: NO TE VAYASSSSSSSSSSS:( …
de hecho yo ando mañana me voy a pasar la navidad con mis abuelos, asi que seria un hasta luego mana :D
Me ghosta.
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dancedancemiserable said: NO TE VAYASSSSSSSSSSS:(
Te diría que me quedo, pero me divierto demasiado en Navidad como para quedarme aquí en Guadalajara sola como hongo (me voy a Aguascalientes). ¡Ámonos!
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Since I won’t be here on Christmas because I’m traveling somewhere far away from home and with no Internet, I’ll just write you the love letter.
Dear lovely followers,
Hope you receive all the things you wished for this Christmas (because, admit it, this holiday is pure materialism) with lots of hugs and kisses and more gay porn on our dashes. Wait, that was my Christmas wish,...
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Yesterday there was nothing good on the TV and my sister asked me to put a movie. So I did. I took the first movie I saw: Harry Potter and the Deathyl Hallows Part I.
It all started fine. Until I saw Snape. I sobbed.
When I saw Fred was still alive in this movie and Tonks and Lupin. I couldn’t stop crying.
Then Hedwig died.
So I did.
I had to stop the damn movie ‘cause I still...
Operator: 911, please hold.
Me: Stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
Murderer: ok
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